#17 | UM JAMMER LAMMY CHARACTERS

MilkCan, an all-girl rock band. They've been preparing for weeks for their first live gig, and today's the day! The band is comprised of...

Lammy, our heroine, and MilkCan's lead guitarist. Where Lammy goes, mosh pits follow. Normally, she is shy and somewhat nervous when she is in front of people. But when she has her guitar, she turns into a totally different person. She has a lot of confidence and surprises everyone with her bold and daring riffs. I don't mean to fawn over her, but she plays well for a southpaw.

Katy Kat, lead vocalist and bass player for MilkCan, is the hip feline band leader. Very spirited and active, and very fashionable (as anyone who has perfected PaRapper the Rapper will tell you); she is a natural leader. Katy is a bit breezy, but she actually tries hard and puts a lot of effort into the things she does.

Ma-San, the drummer and final member of MilkCan. She is a bookworm and her favorite reading genres are mysticism and economics. Ma-San has a tiny body, but has unthinkable strength, and when she plays the drums, she tears down the house! She doesn't have a boyfriend, but loves celebrities. Her father owns a pharmacy, go figure! Even less well-spoken than Lammy, she speaks in a gibberish that everyone else seems to understand. A true firecracker, the fuse in head is as short as her temper!

Chop Chop Master Onion, former karate instructor and dojo/casino operator. Since PaRappa's story, he has fallen on hard times. After losing his dojo, he became the new lead vocalist for MilkCan.

Chief Puddle, a firehouse dog with an empty stomach and a lot on his plate. If you're looking for a nervous wreck, though, you're barking up the wrong tree! He makes time to crack jokes and recruit underage civilians to assist in fire department emergencies.

Cathy Piller, an eccentric caterpillar who runs the maternity ward and daycare. Despite being only a larva herself, she manages to pacify scores of babies with her dozens of horrifying body segments that independently grasp and pulsate the helpless kits. She has a weak stomach and a taste for sweets, and has no discretion about either.

Captain Fussenpepper, a diminutive (presumably) former Air Force pilot who is susceptible to head injuries. Hit him once, shame on you, because he's about to explode with drill-instructing anger! Hit him twice, shame on him, because he'll be too confused to tell who hit him. Hit who, again?

Paul Chuck, the owner/operator of Chuck's Custom Guitars and Urban Forest. A beaver who doesn't have time for jokers, Paul is constantly selling his guitars as fast as he (and his clients) can create them. Carrying the tradition of irresponsible instructors, he will allow any desperate young girl a chance to wave a chainsaw around, and if she's cool enough, without supervision!

Teriyaki Yoko, one idol you won't be calling "false"! Not a dish served with rice, she's a diva with attitude and a sea of followers. She gets her way...and if you help her, you get yours! Whether she's inspiring an island or moving the underworld, Yoko gets respect and adoration.

Rammy, the desaturated doppleganger, destined to fade in obscurity in Lammy's shadow. Or as Lammy's shadow. Not only did she lose her gig to Lammy, she has to play back-up to her in co-op mode. But she will have her revenge in Versus mode!